A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennesse and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner appears and
tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and
sees a nice looking Labrador retriever
sitting there.

"You talk?" he
asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the
shock of hearing a dog talk, he says
"So, what’s your story?"

The Lab
looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
was pretty
young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.
In no time at all
they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and
world leaders, because no one figured a dog would beeavesdropping. I was one
of their most valuable spies for eight years running."

"But the
jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger
so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some
undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I
got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired."

The guy is
amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says

"Ten dollars? This dog is
amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?"

"Because he’s a
liar. He never did any of that shit."

Have a hilarious day!