Okay…so, I thought this was hilarious.  I stole this from Gary Craigs newsletter!

I hope you get a chuckle:)
Thanks Gary!

CHASING RABBITS

The Los Angeles Police Dept., the FBI and the CIA are all trying to
prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President
decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and
each of them has to catch it.

TheCIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of
extensive investigation, they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the
forest, killing everything in it — including the rabbit — and make no
apologies. Their press release on their "successful operation" notes
"The rabbit had it coming."

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten
bear. The bear is yelling, "OK, OK — I’m a rabbit, I’m a rabbit!"

Author Unknown