Okay…so today…I got nothin’! I tried to write something about "good and evil" and I just couldn’t get anywhere with it. Maybe tomorrow:)

But, there is always room for a fun light hearted post.

So, I have decided to steal more jokes from the Gary Craig’s Newsletter:

Here ya go…

The C.E.O.

A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. "Open these if you run up against a problem you don’t think you can solve," he said.

Well, things went along pretty smoothly, but six months later, sales took a downturn and he was really catching a lot of heat. About at his wits’s end, he remembered the envelopes. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope. The message read, "Blame your predecessor."

The new CEO called a press conference and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous CEO. Satisfied with his comments, the press — and Wall Street — responded positively, sales began to pick up and the problem was soon behind him.

About a year later, the company was again experiencing a slight dip in sales, combined with serious product problems. Having learned from his previous experience, the CEO quickly opened the second envelope. The message read, "Reorganize." This he did, and the company quickly rebounded.

After several consecutive profitable quarters, the company once again fell on difficult times. The CEO went to his office, closed the door and opened the third envelope.

The message said, "Prepare three envelopes…"

Author Unknown

One more funny…cheesy…but, funny!


A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eyeglasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before.

"What seems to be the problem, madam?"

"I’m returning these glasses I bought for my husband. He’s still not seeing things my way."

Author Unknown

Hope you have a light hearted day!

2 Responses to “Filling space!”

  1. Hee! The couple in the second joke must have both been first born children (not that I, personally have any experience in that area, you understand :P)

  2. Hee hee!!!! I so don’t know what you meeeaaannnn! Actually, I am a younger sibling…and I still have the briefest, tinie tiny desire…oh so small…to bend my fella to my will!

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