As some of you know who have been reading my blog for awhile, listening to the radio show, being one of my fabulous clients or hangin out as one of my groovy friends….I love love love slang.

I do.

If I can’t remember a word to describe something or if I don’t like the word most formally used to describe something…I tend to make words up or use some sort of slang.  Swearing also works well for filler.  I don’t have the bestest of grammar so slang is great to create sentences that are fun, light hearted and no one can really take offense at my crappy grammar!

I hope. (more…)

I know…I know….I have not been blogging much.  I am feeling better though!  So, I have no excuses except that my brain is just not being very funny this week.

Ah well.

But, alas I have a hilarious quote.  This quote is being “borrowed” from my fabulous friend Alix, who got it from fizzy duck on Twitter:

“When life hands me lemons, I put them down my shirt and make my boobs bigger!”

Cheers 😉

Hey there you fabulous readers you!!!!  I have been having a bit of trouble with my IC and hence…yep…hence!  Hence…I have had no energy…no creative energy to write.  I am having a droopy drawers week!  I have been looking at quotes for a while now and can find nothing that sums up how I feel having this sneaky little sucker showing up again.

Here is the scenario:  Recently I had my hormones tested because I had been reading a bunch about bioidentical hormones and thought that this might be part of my low energy. (more…)

I want to thank Professor Sherlock over at No S**t Sherlock for this “One Lovely Blog Award!” How cool is that?  I must say that I hesitated to post this…due to the fact that I am rather award shy AND that I have not been able to figure out how to post the images from the awards on my blog!

Plus, I have nothing to wear to receive the award!  Oh, wait!  It’s not that kind of award…I guess hangin out in my jammies (wearing my tiara) works just fine

For some reason today the stars have aligned and the gods have given me a hand and TAH-DAH!!!!!  I figured out how to post the image!!!!! Wonders never cease~ (more…)

Greetings All!  Hope this blog finds you happy and relaxed from a fun filled weekend 😉

The little city that I live in made it onto the Top 10 best places to live (U.S. News Magazine).  This particular list focused on places with strong economics and affordable cost of living.  The cities also needed to have tons of fun things to do~  So here we are sitting pretty in slot #7…under La Cross, Wis. and above San Luis Obispo, CA. (more…)

Hello fabulous reader!  Hope you’re doing dandy!

Here is your Friday quote:

“People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them!”  Dave Barry

Last week I had just hung up from a call when someone knocked on the door.  Of course my dog went crazy with her barking and after yelling at the door “just a minute,” I got her in her crate and opened the door…only to find a woman and her young son standing there with strange looks on their faces. (more…)