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Well folks…still dizzy…actually my fabulous friend Andra pointed out that it wasn’t called being "dizzy"…it is called "HAVING VERTIGO!"   Okay…okay…okay!  So I have a really bad case of vertigo.  I tend to minimize health issues because I compare EVERYTHING to the symptoms of IC. 

I had pnemonia a couple of years ago…thought it was just a chest cold.  Couldn’t get rid of the damned thing and decided maybe…just maybe I should go to the doctor.  Well, the doctor looked at me in horror and said I had pnemonia and it was nothing to take lightly!  Uh…OKAY!!!!   Sorry dude….I didn’t know!

So, back to the now! 

I have very severe Vertigo…I went to the doctors yesterday and she even wrote "SEVERE VERTIGO" on my prescrition.  Well, all I can say is "WOW! VERTIGO SUCKS!"  I can’t get anything done.  Even typing this is making my head spin.  So, without futher ado…here is another fun quiz to play with:

http://www.blogthings.com/whatcolorcrayonareyouquiz/

Have fun and I have to lay down again!!!!!
Crap!  Crap! Crap!

Have a stable day!
Spinnin’ in Colorado

My friend Alix sent me this and I thought it was fun and interesting.  Let me know what you come up with:)  I still have vertigo so this is short and sweet!  I am off to the doctor this morning and I hope that she can give me something for this because I CAN"T FUNCTION!!!!!

http://www.blogthings.com/whatnumberareyouquiz/

Bye for now!
Dizzy in colorado

My fabulous friend Christine sent me a card…this is what it said:

"If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t there more happy people?"

Something to think about!

Hi there fabulous readers!

This last weekend my fella and I went to the Denver Botanical Gardens and saw a concert with David Bromberg quartet and Jerry Douglas.  The Denver Botanical Gardens are absolutely amazing and gorgeous.  Within the gardens is an amphitheater…a grassy area with a cool stage (click on the link above if ya wanna check it out).  During the summer they offer a concert series.  Love this!!!

Anyway…we got there early and found a perfect spot to wait on line in the shade.  We enjoyed sitting in our little beach chairs, chatting about this and that and just enjoying being together.  At around 6:00 pm…the line began to move and we were let into the gardens.  We followed the mob…a couple of guys said to each other that they were hurrying to get their perfect spot.  Since they seemed like experts…we were hot on their heels! 

In quick pursuit we hit the grassy area…and flip….up I go…and down I fell!  Yep!  I fell DOWN ON THE GRASS and slid down a ways.  You see, the grassy hill headed down…and I guess…so did I!  Well, as I got up…poor Mike was like "Oh my god…I can’t believe you fell!"  UH thanks man!  As I got up…feeling like at total goof ball, I looked down at my knees and saw that there was a huge grass stain on each knee.  Okay…know I felt like a ten year old boy goof ball!!!!!!! 


Can’t take me anywhere!


Well, needless to say…we lost the fellas that we were following who knew "the perfect spot."  So, we found our own.  Great spot.  Good view…nice folks around us.  Fabulous! 


We had seen on the Botanical Gardens website that there was no alcohol…so, we didn’t think we could bring anything in.  As we sat there, we noticed that most folks had brought fun snacks and bottles of wine with glasses and all sorts of goodies.  Oh well, we had our water:)  Next year we will be better prepared!


People were so prepared…people had wine, dip, crackers, salmon, fried chicken…all sorts of stuff…in little baskets with little perfect sized containers.  It reminded me of times when I would hang out with other moms when my boys were young.  You know the moms that have the perfect little plastic bag that fits the perfect little snack?  Or they have the Tupperware containers that fit the sand which just perfectly?  Well, I wasn’t one of those moms.  I always brought the kids goodies…but it was more like a couple apples in the bottom of my purse with the whole box of fish crackers. 

Ah well…some people just got the snack thing down…and some don’t!


Back to the story….


As we sat there in total awe of the snack people…clouds started to form and then we had some very loud thunder…and then right on its heals…lightening.  We all just hung out…in the open…yes, in the open…and watched the light show. 


Soon someone came to the microphone and said that we all had to get inside because the storm cell was right on top of us.  And since we were all obviously to stupid to get inside…they had to say something! The concert was going to be postponed until this past.


So, we all streamed into the gift shop and information area.  People had their wine bottles and glasses and we had our water.  It was such a party! 


As Mike and I walked around, we heard some folks grumbling…things like:

"We better get a refund!" 
or
"Figures the weather would screw this up!"
or
"This sucks…what a fricken drag that this….."   We didn’t hear the rest!


But for some reason…we were having a great time.  Stained pants, old warm sad water…it was a fun time.  Many people agreed.  Many people were obviously enjoying themselves. 


Watch out when those Botanical Garden people get buzzed….things get really rowdy!


So, what was up with the fussy budgets?  Did a lightning storm really have that kind of power to ruin their time?  I guess so!


After about an hour…the storm passed and the musicians got ready to play.  We went back to our perfect spot…where I proceeded to sit on my perfect beach chair…that was perfectly soaked with water.  Well, not for long because my pants absorbed most of that water!  So, now I had grass stained pants and a very wet butt.  Mike just looked at me…with I think a look of pity…not sure…and smiled.  Oh, and shook his head. 


Can’t take me anywhere!


Since there was only an hour left (there was a noise ordinance)…Dave Bromberg and Jerry Douglas decided to combine their bands and play together.  It was lots of fun!  Very light hearted and spontaneous.  These men are fantastic musicians and have really fun energy.  Loved it!

When the show was over…we headed out to our car.  We had asked directions to the freeway from someone earlier so, off we went.  I was leaning on Mike as he drove and we were talking about how much fun we had…I was wondering if I would be more comfortable taking my soaking wet pants off…when we realized that the directions were wrong.  We were totally lost.  Finally we found someone to point us in the right direction and off we went again.  We arrived home about a half hour later then we thought we would…happy and content. 


I got into my jammies and Mike poured us a glass of wine.  As I was spraying stain remover onto the knees and butt of my pants…I wondered what makes a good time…a good time?


The fussy budgets obviously were not happy with the situation!
The Botanical Garden party animals were have a fantastic time…no matter what the situation!
We were having a blast despite the situation!

I guess its all a choice.  We were just in a fab space and nothing…not even a wet butt was gonna ruin our time! 


So, how about you? 

Think about the last time that you were out and about. 
What made it a fun time? 
If you had a rotten time…what was that about? 

If you look at this close enough, you will start to become aware of the choices that you were internally making.  You will start to become aware of the stories that you were telling yourself about your experiences. 

It is truly all in our heads!

Even though this may be true…I think next time I go to a show…I will wear dark pants…just in case!


Bye for now!

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Because this is my blog and I can do whatever I want…I decided to steal another joke from Gary Craigs newsletter…I thought it was kinda cute…hope you do to:)


Beethoven’s Grave

When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard.

A couple days later, someone was walking through the cemetery and
heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was
buried. Terrified, he ran and got the priest to come and listen to it.

The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint,
unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran
and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened
for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony,
being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There’s the Eighth Symphony,
and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept
listening; "There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…"

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the
magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in
the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s
just Beethoven decomposing."

Author Unknown


I am going to be exploring aging in my next few blogs. 

So, see ya tomorrow for this one issue that none of us can procrastinate!  Actually, maybe we can!

Have a groovy day!

I was commenting on a comment from yesterday’s post and I decided to blog about the memory…because it is very funny…at least it is now!!!

Many years ago…in a land far, far away (Santa Barbara, CA) my friend Jana and I decided to take our brand new infant sons out shopping.   So off we went, diaper bags, baby seats, and a ton of other crap!  I got all dressed up in a pretty white dress and she was looking fabulous in a flower print dress. 

This was the first time that we had braved being out in the fancy stores with our boys.  Our boys were around 3 months old. 

Now, my friend Jana didn’t know that this was one of the first times that I had ever braved these sorts of stores.  I was 22 years old, and a Dead head…who tended towards clothing trades and the free box at our laundry mat.

So, this was WAY WAY WAY out of my comfort zone!

We decided to go into a beautiful boutique.  The presentation of clothing was gorgeous and VERY expensive.  Jana went off to try on clothes and I sat with the babies…feeling…oh, I dunno…very weird and out of place.  Jana found a shirt that would fit over her enormous boobs, which had quadrupled during her pregnancy!  I think the shirt cost a zillion dollars.

As we stood  at the register and Jana paid…I noticed that one of the women who worked in the store was giving me a dirty look.  Almost a scowl. 

I thought to myself:  "Oh man, I don’t belong here at all."

As we left the store, I told Jana what had happened.  She was walking sort of behind me and grabbed me by the shoulder and said:

"Oh my god Lynne, look at the back of your dress!"

As I turned, I felt this cold, icky feeling of wet something!

Me: "Oh my god Jana, Ethan barfed down the back of me!"

Jana:  "No wonder that lady was giving you such a dirty look.  Ethan probably barfed all over the hard wood floors!"

This lovely trail of barf had turned the back of my white dress to a sheer translucent disaster…so anyone behind me could see my undies and my super ubber nursing bra.

Jana looked at me horrified:  "I can’t take you anywhere!"
Me:  "Lets just go back home and call it a day!"

To this day, I still feel uncomfortable and self conscious in these sorts of upscale stores…hmmmmm maybe I need to do some tapping:

"Even though, I feel totally self conscious in upscale stores, I am afraid someone is gonna barf on me, or I am gonna have something else humiliating happen…I accept myself anyway!"

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IF you feel like sharing some of your humiliations…we would all LOVE to hear them!!!

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