Since last writing in my very painful blog…well, actually my blog isn’t painful per say…it’s  been painful writing in the damned thing…

Where was I????

Oh ya…painful…writing…blog…

So here is how things have been going:

The last few weeks, I wake up, grab a bowl of coffee, read my emails, look at my schedule to see who I get to tap with, and then sit and stare blankly at my computer screen waiting for some inspiration…something….anything. (more…)

Somewhere between here and there, it got lost.

It ain’t under there.

It’s not behind that.

It’s not up top.

It’s not down under.

It ain’t here.

It’s like it never was here.

It has completely disappeared. (more…)

I was hangin out with my fella last night…we were reading the paper and playing online.

I was getting ready to read the book review section when my fella started talking.

He started talking about this fender guitar that he had when he was a young pumpkindoodle and the amp that he loved.  I looked up.  Put the paper down.  And put on my “I am listening” face.  The problem is…it was a lie.

When he starts talking about this…I start to drift…

I can’t help it.

Cuz I KNOW…

He will soon be talking about tubes.

Amp tubes. (more…)

Okay.

I know this is so weird.

I haven’t written anything about the holidays…and today it ain’t gonna happen either.

Instead I am going to entertain you with a funny little story of how I finally heard my first porn message…ever.  You see, I have never seen porn (well, that’s not true.  I saw one porn movie in college during a sexuality class.  Something about a woman who needed her copier fixed).  And once by accident, I ran into some online porn when I was doing a search on ‘big pickles.’ Don’t ask.

But, that is really is not much exposure. I still see myself as a porn virgin of a sort!

So…on with the story (more…)

Hi there!

I came to my blog this morning all ready to do some writing.  My coffee poured into one of my favorite cups, some nice classical music playing in the background, wearing my favorite T-shirt of the week and my comfy jammie pants.  I decided to wear my tiara too just for kicks!  I was feeling all sorts of confidence in my ability to cut and paste…and in my new found ability to add pictures to my blog. (more…)

Okay.  Do you remember the squirrel that we caught in the cage up in our attic? Well, the day after our little furry friend was released at the park…3 new furry friends moved in!

3.

Yep…3!!!!!!

At first we thought that maybe these 3 squirrels were the family of the one that we took to the park and that somehow we had orphaned these 3 squirrels.  But, I don’t think that is true anymore.  I think the one that we released in the park was keeping those 3 squirrels away. (more…)